I'd write something here about getting sued by Kevin Smith, but I highly doubt he's reading this. So I'm just not gonna worry about it...."I'm not even supposed to be here today!" "Why are we walking like this?" "Oh, no bear is driving!" "Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame." "I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets." "Alright, and after it's all over, you say 'Ooh, what a lovely tea party'." "The sign on the back of the car said "Critters Of Hollywood", you dumb fuck!"

For Dad: <Jay about Silent Bob>"And for one more record, he loves the cock!"

And one For Mom: "What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts? What the fuck happened to that guy's head?!"

Okay, I could do that all day. Especially on the cartoon. Good news! John was able to break free from the hoarde of rabid pillow monsters long enough to draw us a strip. Come see it on Friday!

-Lou (siuol2001@hotmail.com)