This has nothing at all to do with recent events. Nothing. At all. Not a thing. Don't even think it. 'Cause it's not true. Stop looking at me like that. Oh, you probably think you've figured out "Interns The Comic" haven't you? "Ohhhh," you're thinking, "now I know what company they work for." Well, I got news for you buddy...you got nothin! Maybe you can make a guesstimation as to where we worked, but I've never said for sure what the definitive answer is, so forget about it. I don't care what ideas you have. No matter how marvelous you think they are, they're probably wrong. What? What'd I say? Are...are you thinking that was a clue. What, I use one adjective and already you're making assumptions? Stop it. Stop it right now. Don't you know that when you make "assumptions" you make an ass our of you and mptions? What the hell does that even mean? Why are we even talking about this? Where's my spoon? There is no spoon. Oh.

-Lou (Lou@internsthecomic.com)